Because they make up everything.
Of course! We were starting to worry that you didn’t have a sense of humor.
Because it saw the salad dressing! Get it? No? Okay, we’ll stick to answering questions then.
We’re not sure, but we’re pretty sure there’s no intelligent life in our office.
According to a study by wildlife biologist Richard Thomas, a woodchuck could chuck approximately 700 pounds of wood. But why a woodchuck would want to chuck wood in the first place is still a mystery.
Sure, as long as it’s not too stupid. We draw the line at questions about the existence of unicorns.
Sorry, we only have answers for frequently asked questions, not for existential questions.
I don’t know, but I’m really glad you asked and we should talk about it for a while here. But what if we can’t think of anything to say? Wait… nevermind… we made it!
That’s right. We know the answer to this one. It’s really a no brainer, trust me.
Because they make up everything.
Of course! We were starting to worry that you didn’t have a sense of humor.
Because it saw the salad dressing! Get it? No? Okay, we’ll stick to answering questions then.
We’re not sure, but we’re pretty sure there’s no intelligent life in our office.
According to a study by wildlife biologist Richard Thomas, a woodchuck could chuck approximately 700 pounds of wood. But why a woodchuck would want to chuck wood in the first place is still a mystery.
Sure, as long as it’s not too stupid. We draw the line at questions about the existence of unicorns.
Sorry, we only have answers for frequently asked questions, not for existential questions.
I don’t know, but I’m really glad you asked and we should talk about it for a while here. But what if we can’t think of anything to say? Wait… nevermind… we made it!
That’s right. We know the answer to this one. It’s really a no brainer, trust me.
Because they make up everything.
Of course! We were starting to worry that you didn’t have a sense of humor.
Because it saw the salad dressing! Get it? No? Okay, we’ll stick to answering questions then.
We’re not sure, but we’re pretty sure there’s no intelligent life in our office.
According to a study by wildlife biologist Richard Thomas, a woodchuck could chuck approximately 700 pounds of wood. But why a woodchuck would want to chuck wood in the first place is still a mystery.
Sure, as long as it’s not too stupid. We draw the line at questions about the existence of unicorns.
Sorry, we only have answers for frequently asked questions, not for existential questions.
I don’t know, but I’m really glad you asked and we should talk about it for a while here. But what if we can’t think of anything to say? Wait… nevermind… we made it!
That’s right. We know the answer to this one. It’s really a no brainer, trust me.
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